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Have a Stadium of Seats: Karl Lagerfeld Slams Michelle Obama Bangs, Says She Looks Like a “News Anchor”
Glamazons, You remember that glorious morning when we celebrated the birth of First Lady Michelle Obama and she debuted (via her new @FLOTUS account) a sassy new hairstyle: life-giving bangs? Her fringe was immediately embraced by The Glamazons and the rest of the fashion community. And most importantly, her husband loved it as President Barack [...]
Call The Glambulance: Illamasqua Sparks Backlash with Blackface Holiday Ad
Glamazons, what is it going to take for people to do away with blackface for good? People were outraged when America’s Next Top Model painted models in blackface, Beyonce posed in blackface and Claudia Schiffer posed in blackface for Karl Lagerfeld. And here we are again with a blackface holiday ad by Illamasqua (clearly, the marketing [...]
An Open Letter to Gabby Douglas’ Hair Critics
Dear Twitter Hair Critics, What in the hell is wrong with you? Gabby Douglas, a 16 year-old girl has lived out her dreams and won a gold medal at the Olympic games. And all you can talk about is her hair. While Gabby was busy making history, you were on your couch, begrudging her for [...]
Call The Glambulance: Women Tweet That They Find Aurora Shooter James Holmes Attractive
OK, Glamazons, am I the only one completely freaked out that Aurora shooter, James Holmes was on Match.com? A member flagged him to the Match.com staff who deleted his account. But the smart girl that she was, she got a screenshot of his profile before it was deleted. Prepare to be scared out of your whits [...]
Call The Glambulance: Skinny Jeans Can Lead to Twisted Testicles, Experts Say
Jay-Z famously said he doesn’t “wear skinny jeans ’cause [his] knots don’t fit.” Well, it looks like the family jewels don’t fit either. Experts are saying skinny jeans are leading to painful testicle problems in men including “twisted testicles, bladder weakness and even urinary tract infections,” according to UK television personality Dr. Hilary Jones. Umm, [...]
Call The Glambulance: Jessica White Flashes Underwear, Kim Kardashian Explains Why Kanye West’s Pants Were Down
Glamazons, apparently, in celebrity-world it’s really hard to keep your underwear from exposing itself. In less than a month’s time, Kanye West and Jessica White‘s undies have both been snapped by the paparazzi’s lens and shockingly, both pairs were painfully embarrassing. I’m talking man-thongs and granny panties! Jesus, be a Victoria’s Secret sales clerk. Jessica White [...]
Clutching My Pearls: The Exposed Breast Trend like Melody Thornton, Cynthia Bailey, Rihanna and Keri Hilson
Glamazons, I don’t think of myself as reserved and conservative in any sense of the word. I love trends, relish in showing off my figure (in the summer!) and am all for edgy, risky, bold expressionism. But there are moments in fashion when even I have to clutch my pearls. Almost a year ago, I [...]
CALL THE GLAMBULANCE: Relaxers Linked To Uterine Fibroid Tumors and Early Puberty
Glamazons, after news hit that a woman died from an allergic reaction to hair extensions and that some of our favorite lipsticks may contain lead, the need to be health-conscious when getting your beauty fix is more serious than ever. A new study in the American Journal of Epidemiology shares an equally alarming update. Researchers at [...]
Call The Glambulance: Ashanti in Falguni & Shane at New York Fashion Week
It’s Monday during New York Fashion Week and it’s entirely too early in the week to have my eyes offended with all of these red carpet fashion faux pas. But Glamazons, we are calling the sqauds out and have put a Glam-1-1 alert out to the Glambulance on Ashanti for her fashion crimes. The songstress [...]
CALL THE GLAMBULANCE: Shy’m's See-Through Corset at the 2012 NRJ Awards
Glamazons, let’s face it. For every 10 glamorous red carpet moments we see, there’s always a faux pas or jaw-dropping look that makes us scratch our heads and confuses us to no end. This past weekend at the NRJ Awards at the Palais des Festivals et des Congres in Paris R&B singer Shy’m was the red carpet [...]
