Call The Glambulance: Jessica White Flashes Underwear, Kim Kardashian Explains Why Kanye West’s Pants Were Down
Glamazons, apparently, in celebrity-world it’s really hard to keep your underwear from exposing itself. In less than a month’s time, Kanye West and Jessica White‘s undies have both been snapped by the paparazzi’s lens and shockingly, both pairs were painfully embarrassing. I’m talking man-thongs and granny panties! Jesus, be a Victoria’s Secret sales clerk.
Jessica White made me clutch my pearls when she emerged on the red carpet for the The Jacob’s Cure gala in a strapless sequin gown with myriad shades of blue and two very dangerous slits: one cut up the side of her left leg (cue Angelina Jolie) and one which ran straight down the back of the dress stopping right before her lady bits.
Of course, in a gown like this you’re asking for a wardrobe malfunction and that’s exactly what happened. A gust of wind and/or an awkward pose rendered Jessica’s panties visible…and there they were. GOD. AWFUL. BLACK. GRANNY. PANTIES. Ugh! If you’re going to flash your undies, can they be cute atleast? (I wear granny panties, but not when I plan on flashing people…kidding). Also, note: this isn’t Jessica’s first granny panty offense.
We’re calling the glambulance not only for the undie flash but because as a lingerie model, there had to be a prettier pair of panties you could’ve been ‘gifted’ from the photo shoot. SHAM!
And in more unfortunate underwear news, after Yeezi necklace designer Kanye West revealed his thong briefs last week in front of the paparazzi, Kim Kardashian is coming to his defense.
Apparently, it had nothing to do with the new couple getting frisky in the backseat and everything to do with a freak accident in which a car door tried to pull his belt off. Seriously. Here’s what she told E! at the Network upfronts:
“He was getting out of the car and the buckle… his belt got pulled by this hook on the car door and he was trying to pull it up quick, and his belt was really heavy. It was a wardrobe malfunction, but it wasn’t anything intentional. It was not scandalous.”
Oh.
Anyway, have you seen enough celebrity underwear for the year? What do you think about the latest celebrity malfunctions? Glambulance-worthy?
Kisses,
Glamazon Jessica
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