Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? 5 Reasons We Think This Relationship Could Work
So the ink hasn’t dried on Kim Kardashian‘s divorce papers yet but surprise, surprise, there’s another love rumor surfacing about the reality star. And this rumor puts her in the arms of our fave celebrity designer, Kanye West.
According to The New York Daily News, the twosome were cuddled up at billionaire Ron Burkle’s “Watch the Throne” afterparty where “Kanye was eating Kim up like she was a piece of cake…He was all over her — caressing her head, touching her waist…I think he was dying to kiss her, but there were too many people in the room.” All this tea according to an “insider.” ::Raises Eyebrow::
While we’ll be surprised if this is actually true (I mean, they’ve totes been linked before and are clearly friends), we couldn’t help but ponder what an amazing couple Kim and Kanye could be. Here are five reasons why.
1. They’re both attention whores.
Anyone who wears a fur sleeve to a basketball game (ahem, Kim) and a neon, leopard print Versace for H&M jacket anywhere (talking to you, Kanye) clearly loves attention. And can you imagine how much attention they would get if they stepped out as a couple together? That’s more paparazzi flashes than the law should allow. Just the way they like it.
2. While she may be curvy like Kanye’s ex, Amber Rose, Kim already has her own fame so…
…no one can say “Yeezy” taught her anything. But Kris Jenner can certainly teach Kanye a thing or two. Get ready for the “Kanye Kollection for Kohl’s” Glamazons, which leads me to my next point…
3. Their names both start with ‘K’.
4. Kanye would never let Kim’s $75K earrings fall off in the ocean.
‘Ye would ask her to take them off before even jumping in…because unlike Kris Humphries, he ‘gets’ fashion and beauty. In fact, rather than asking her to wash her makeup off, he’d sit in awe while her face gets painted and politely nudge her when it’s time to re-up on lip gloss. And they could shop, holding hands, for days at a time. Can you imagine the color-coordinated red carpet ensembles? EPIC.
5. Even if it doesn’t work out, we’ll get a great Kanye break-up album out of it.
…and maybe a couple of amazing Kim Kardashian magazine cover stories?
LOL, this is clearly all in jest but what do you think of this pairing, Glamazons?